If you show up in my room with no clothes on, it's on If you try to bust me out with your bail bonds on, it's on We could go to L. A., we could drink manhattans We could go to Chez Jays, we could get old fashion It's on If you try to cuddle up you get kicked out of cla** And if you cuddle again you cut out last Larry get a show at a touch and tell When he's bringing you down, he'll bring you to hell It's on Larry get a show at a touch and tell Billy told Mary told Tommy told sue it's on Larry told Barry told me told you it's on I can only imagine we'd all be fine When you're dressed, when you're dressed to the nines It's on If you try to bail me out, it's on