Brock Baker - Jingle Brocks lyrics

Hey, Brock Baker here With this year's Christmas vid I hope it gets a million views Ha! Who are you trying to kid? You don't keep up with current trends You don't have giant tits Unless you're doing voices People just don't give a sh** But I work hard, no you don't You can't do anything right That's not true, oh yes it is You cry yourself to sleep at night Don't be so bitter, just be thankful You have this many fans Maybe you're right, of course I am Now here's Karate Dan I'm Karate Dan This is my singing voice When I talk I sound like this I wish I had a choice (cough) I can do karate damage To your face a chest Up next is Brevan with some films That he thinks are the best Oh, Major Payne, Gremlins 2 Big Spice World and Dune Willow, Labyrinth, Rocky 4 Tremors and Cocoon Beetlejuice, [?] Star Wars and ET If you're a s**y lady You can watch all these with me We're the Towinski Twins Rick and Ron are we We're always side by side Even when we pee For Christmas this year We want new fanny packs Which we can fill with both our favorite Juice boxes and snacks Quack, quack, quack Quack, quack, quack Quack, quack, quack ya see! We're the Cosby Ducks, come here Theo and Rudy Since it is Christmas time We've been forced to sing Kodak film, [?] I got jello pudding on my wing Now please enjoy 'ze rest of ein Christmas song at the slower tempo It's that special time of year To spend with family and friends And since I don't have either I'll just have to pretend I hope that Daddy gets A new yacht for my dog Now it's time to get smashed On some holiday eggnog I broke my fangs off in a fruitcake This day has been crappy, blah! Can I go now? I've paid my dues Get back in the chamber chair I hope your holidays Are filled with happiness and cheer So, Merry Freakin' Christmas And we'll see you all next year! (blah, ya see!) And also in HD (wink!)