Broadway (US) - I Am Not A Rockstar lyrics

I straight ironed my hair Took me about 10 minutes to get my tight pants on Are you looking for the old me? Cause that loser's long gone I sprayed some bad a** tats on my chest piece These kids I used to know, they may know me But I sold all my friends to the devil For a brand new double kick pedal Sorry, I only talk to chicks that are underage So call me up and if you're still cute I just might take you backstage I am a rockstar according to me So bite your loose tongue I am a rockstar why can't you see? Stop trying to ruin my fun Well I need some fans, not some popular girlfriend I still beg for news from the girls I met On my last tour I tell them I'm masquerading and faking I'm waiting for my big break to come some day But who cares cause I'm still a rockstar I am a rockstar according to me So bite your loose tongue I am a rockstar why can't you see? Stop trying to ruin my fun So what if I am alone And I don't have any friends I'm better off this way I still have Myspace fans that Will love me no matter what I do or say Who cares cause I'm still a rockstar? [x4] I am a rockstar according to me So bite your loose tongue I am a rockstar why can't you see? Stop trying to ruin my fun