Brian Viglione - First Orgasm lyrics

It is a thursday I get up early It is a challenge I'm usually lazy I make some coffee I eat some Rice Chex And then I sit down To check my inbox I only read a word or two I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue The first orgasm of the morning Is cold and hard as hell There won't be any second coming As far as I can tell I arch my back cause I'm very close now It's very cold here By the window There are some school kids Yelling and running I barely notice That I am cumming The first orgasm of the morning Is like a fire drill It's nice to have a little warning But not enjoyable I am too busy to have friends A lover would just complicate my plans So I will never look for love again I'm taking matters into my own hands I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me I think I could last at least a week without someone to hold me Won't you hold me?