Brian Tyler - Derby Ram lyrics

As I was going to Derby, 'twas on a market day I met the finest ram, sirs, that ever was fed upon hay [Chorus] That's a lie, that's a lie That's a lie, a lie, a lie! This ram and I got drunk, sir, as drunk as drunk could be And when we sobered up, sir, we were far away out on the sea [Chorus] This wonderful old ram, sir, was playful as a kid; He swallowed the captain's spygla** along with the bo'sun's fid [Chorus] One morning on the poop, sir, afore eight bells was struck He climbed up to the sky's I yard an' sat down on the truck (Chorus) This wonderful ol' ram, sir, he tried a silly trick He tried to jump a five-barred fence and landed in a rick [Chorus] This wonderful ol' ram, sir, it grew two horns of bra** One grew out o' his shoulder blade, t'other turned into a mast [Chorus] An' when this ram was k**ed, sir, the butcher was covered in blood Five and twenty butcher boys was carried away the flood [Chorus] An' when this ram was dead, sir, they buried it in St. Joan's It took ten men an' an elephant to carry one of its bones [Chorus]