Brian to Earth - Sushi no Rubber lyrics

Ayo I'm coming raw somethings off/ Murdering beats with no remorse feeling like I did nothing wrong/ Yucky like I cuz the cheese and nasty like the underarm of running slobs/ I'm all original, these lames are doing cover songs of other dogs/ Who aren't even that great, they can s** my knob/ Cookie cutter crappy rappers are so unattractive/ Catholic priests wouldn't even wanna touch they're balls/ f** em all I'm spiking harder than a volleyball/ I party hard all the time similar to hot rod/ But nobody knows me like the guy that went and shot Pac/ Pop goes the weasel and so do these pop rocks/ I'm popping all the people who believe that all this pop rocks/ Lyrical anarchy until I hit the top spot/ Writers block won't stop me and neither will a co*k block/ Got bods jumping like they're playing games of hop scotch/ With every line I spit cuz I'm the sh** I'm the caca/ Flowing like diarrhea spewing out my bum bum/ Got your girl giving me a blumpkin and she's loving on my dumdum/ Finished my business then I told her I was done Hun/ She asked me if I liked her I said somewhat/ But not really. And the I called her a cab/ When she left I started writing straight up slaughtering tracks/ I'm only 22 I got the quality raps in quantity stacks/ I am f**in awesome in fact/ What do Molotovs, kamikaze bombers and Brian have in common/ Well not much, just know we all result in/ A form of destruction so call in all departments/ And sound the alarms cuz I'm getting ready to explode like atomic bombs/ When I'm dropping all these bars/ f** going ham. I'm a 90s kid so I'm going Onyx hard/ Believing in the heart of cards/ Ladies yelling "Hey!" Like I'm Arnold, y'all/ My flow is cold like an otter pop/ And I am blessed with lyrical precision/ I am number one like Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen/ So haters pay attention to every single word I speak/ And get burned to the third degree/ Get left needing surgery/ Every time I murk the beat/ Spitting it so perfectly/ Eating rappers up with forks and knives common courtesy/ I'm known to spit the truth and you're know for spitting that perjury/ I'm the future of Hip Hop and the best emcee currently b*tch/ I'm the future of Hip Hop and the best emcee currently b*tch/ Isn't it obvious that I'm Hispanic?/ Isn't it obvious that I'm his panic?/ So every times I grab the mic he's like "sh**, damnit/ Just my presence alone causes quick damage/ To these actors turned rappers comparable to Nick Cannon/ You're so awkward with the flow like a girl trying to piss standing/ Or like Nicki Minaj trying to fit in spandex/ My flow is sick grotesque and rancid/ If I was really trying then you couldn't f**in handle it/ That's when if cops were to catch me with a mic/ Then I'll probably be sentenced to 25 to life/ Cuz I be k**ing emcees this is my weapon of choice/ I don't need any bullets all I need is my voice/ To get the job done. You s**, man. I'm awesome/ If you don't Wanna be beat then I suggest you keep your jaw shut/ Cuz I'm the real deal 100% authentic/ I be f**in b**hes up as if I had a dog fetish/ WHATTT??? Uh, YEAH!/ Cuz I be f**in b**hes up as if I had a dog fetish/ WHATTT??? Uh, so Nasty/ I'm the future of Hip Hop and the best emcee currently b**h/