Brian Steveson - Rapping 2 U lyrics

(Gradient): First impression when you met me might have thought I was a weird one You were right, here's proof, straight into your eardrums I don't spit raps, my saliva's pure acid It only ever burns my throat and leaves my breath raspin' Ask me one more time if I can bust some f**in' rhymes I'll throw you off a bridge and watch the bubbles rise I ain't down to rhyme with no stupid MCs I just load up my tech 9 and start shootin' them freaks Trained in the brain you can't mess with my psyche I'm runnin' the block, like a Lego wearin' Nikes Even if you don't like me, admit I spit so rightly I stand six feet tall, none of y'all can fight me Seriously though, I do this sh** so easily For many other MCs, this ain't feasibly Possible, obstacle after obstacle Set up in front of me I eat 'em up like a pasta bowl Complete with matzo balls, I'm unstoppable You can't say sh** about how "Asians ain't rhymers" Forgot about our haikus like y'all had alzheimers What I'm doing now, it's just a hobby on the side But I still eat y'all like sushi with wasabi on the side Wash it down with some sake You're never gonna block me You could be at Kinko's and still couldn't copy My flow so dope that I got you all listening Even though I wrote this stupid verse when I was 15 Immature kid, I had a bigger head But older white women said I'm very articulate Up in Eugene, in between, watchin' Scooby Doo I had a feeling I was kinda unusual Never any Asians in my neighborhood And if there were, I bet none of them would stay for good It was all white people and a few from Mexico Like my best friend Brian. He's next to go! And he's got big testicles! Briaaan! (Brian Steveson): Let me take you to a world that's devoid of mediocrity My words are so wise that you would think I'm reading Socrates Aristotle, full throttle, Charlie's Angels sequel But hear my rhymes out; they are anything but fecal So great, overweight, gotta keep it bright and shiny Colgate, don't hate or else you can kiss my hiney Yeah I said "hiney," you can laugh, Brick Tamland Now look into my mind, open it up like a SPAM can Fresh outta Mickey D's, put down the Big Mac Now I've got the time to lay down all these sick raps Man I'm not rich, but it doesn't mean I'm sad about it Cause through my life I've had happiness in vast amounts and Just because you graduated with the highest honors Doesn't justify that I am any less of a scholar You think you're smarter than me, think you'll go farther than me Just because in high school science cla** was harder for me? Well you're wrong so cut it out, I don't need to hear your cheap attack I'll ignore all your rumours; I'll save that for Fleetwood Mac I go my own way, cause my dreams don't stop And I'll live life dubstep when I let the ba** drop Where the real madness starts and I resume with more intensity Working hard at things, it just makes a lot more sense to me Until that day comes, I will work my most fun job Sitting on my bu*t all day and watching tons of Spongebob I still love the things that I did in my youth And I'm way more awkward than George Michael Bluth So many great things that I wish I could acknowledge And half of them happened in my freshman year of college In more sticky situations than if you were in a taffy truck A looney U of O student, that makes me a daffy duck It's time for me to go now, I've got other crap to do But it's been a real pleasure that you let me rap 2 u Hook: You, we're rapping to you my friend and only you To you! So don't ever say we never did nothing for you (Lakutis): Sexy Lexi, ask what the address be Press be makin' a face, Dizzy Gillespie Applause, pause, hand me my ESPY Grammy, I'm Leslie Nielsen, you know I'm chillin' Float like a bu*terfly come my sugar baby On my shoulders, 7 million, sugar babies Float away on my good looks and charm (Gradient): But good looks and charm only get you so far When you never work hard But you think you'll be a star And you say that you're a rapper but you never spit a bar You say you got drive but you're never in the car Everyone is just a pebble in the jar, man Come on, search for me, Carmen San Diego like Ron Burgundy Panda birth Y'all stay cla**y, planet Earth [Hook]