Brian Posehn - More Metal Than You lyrics

I found heavy metal when I was just a kid it grabbed by the nards like no other music did I became obsessed with it I had to have it faster more heavy and more brutal metal was my master Master one day I met this dirt bag moved here from the city started talking metal said my taste was sh**ty then he tried to challenge me because I didn't look it want to know who's really metal? f**ing see you in the pit you claim that I'm not metal? Bunch of sh** your talkin you say I'm not hard enough and I should stick to Dokken metal's a competition I'm not hardcore like you well may you think your metal, I'm more metal than you played D&D with Dio I'm more metal than you got kicked out of Rock In Rio I'm more metal than you I licked Lemmy's mole I'm more metal than you my cat's name is Man-o-War I'm more metal than you solo metal is inside me I guess it always will be liked it since im 10 and now im f**ing 40 yeah I'm still obsessed it, I always want it faster, more evil and more f**ed up will always be master master Bater One day I met this dickhead said that I'm a poser because I look like a creepy daddy And there's something in my noser??? he said I wasn't metal guess I could debate it but we should turn our anger on the a**holes that hate it your telling me your metal but not compared to me! I'm Slayer and you're nickleback or seven mary three metal's not a competition guess it is for you you may think your metal but I'm more metal than you Bruce Dickinson is my co-pilot I'm more metal than you liked Anvil before the movie I'm more metal than you King Diamond sent me a Christmas card I'm more metal than you I'd headbu*t Sharon Osbourne I'm more metal than you more metal than you (x3) One of the things I love about being a metal head is when you meet another metal fan its like meeting a brother or sister you didn't know but every once in awhile you meet an a**hole that challenges you it becomes who's more metal, dude I'm a grown man you know what, I could tell you how metal I am but I'd rather have my friends sing it Mark, tell them how metal I am he's so f**ing metal (Mark O) that's right, I'm super f**ing metal super f**ing metal (Mark O) solo You say that I'm not metal? You don't f**ing know me. I'm Slayer, Venom, Mayhem you're white lion blowin Jovi if metal is a competition, game over you're through you thought that you were metal, I'm more metal than you I'd burn a church in Norway I'm more metal than you I can name four guys in Krokus I'm more metal than you Gene Simmons was my mohel I'm more metal than you I'd give Halford a hand job I'm more metal than you more metal than you (x3)