Brian Posehn - Metal Fans lyrics

I found heavy metal When I was just a kid It grabbed by the nards like no other music did I became obsessed with it I had to have it faster More heavy and more brutal Metal was my master Master One day I met this dirt bag Moved here from the city Started talking metal Said my taste was sh**ty Then he tried to challenge me because I didn't look it Want to know who's really metal? f**ing see you in the pit You claim that I'm not metal? Bunch of sh** your talkin You say I'm not hard enough and I should stick to Dokken Metal's a competition I'm not hardcore like you Well may you think your metal, I'm more metal than you Played D&D with Dio I'm more metal than you Got kicked out of Rock In Rio I'm more metal than you I licked Lemmy's mole I'm more metal than you My cat's name is Man-o-War I'm more metal than you Solo Metal is inside me I guess it always will be Liked it since im 10 And now im f**ing 40 Yeah I'm still obsessed it, I always want it faster More evil and more f**ed up Will always be master Master Bater One day I met this dickhead Said that I'm a poser Because I look like a creepy daddy And there's something in my noser??? He said I wasn't metal guess I could debate it But we should turn our anger on the a**holes that hate it Your telling me your metal But not compared to me! I'm Slayer and you're nickleback or seven mary three Metal's not a competition guess it is for you You may think your metal but I'm more metal than you Bruce Dickinson is my co-pilot I'm more metal than you Liked Anvil before the movie I'm more metal than you King Diamond sent me a Christmas card I'm more metal than you I'd headbu*t Sharon Osbourne I'm more metal than you More metal than you (x3) One of the things I love about being a metal head is when you meet another metal fan Its like meeting a brother or sister you didn't know But every once in awhile you meet an a**hole that challenges you It becomes who's more metal Dude I'm a grown man You know what, I could tell you how metal I am but I'd rather have my friends sing it Mark, tell them how metal I am He's so f**ing metal (Mark O) That's right, I'm super f**ing metal Super f**ing metal (Mark O) Solo You say that I'm not metal? You don't f**ing know me I'm Slayer, Venom, Mayhem You're white lion blowin Jovi If metal is a competition, game over you're through You thought that you were metal, I'm more metal than you I'd burn a church in Norway I'm more metal than you I can name four guys in Krokus I'm more metal than you Gene Simmons was my mohel I'm more metal than you I'd give Halford a hand job I'm more metal than you More metal than you (x3)