When we fall out I like to go driving in my car Listen to something ironic and end up in a bar Get an ear full of sh** from a stranger who's got a broken heart Weighing up what would be more painful Staying with yer man or going back to her Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes? It's a lose, lose situation for a sh**ty little crime You can never win with women Its pointless trying to try It's a lose, lose situation until the day you die Everybody knows the score She'll be crying to the mother in law Then I'll be sleeping out with the dog Must give Inter Flora a call Then we make up I'll be walking on egg shells for a day I'll clean the house in the hope that I might get a lay I think back to that drunken stranger, something that he said "You made your bed so lie in it she'll be quiet when your dead" Doesn't everybody feel this way sometimes? It's a lose, lose situation for a sh**ty little crime You can never win with women Its pointless trying to try It's a lose, lose situation until the day you die