If we were sixteen again, we'd still be playing baseball Mixing Big Red and Red Man on the left side of the infield And both D'Amico sisters would be sitting in the bleachers And we'd ask them to the movies instead of acting like two big deals My friend, if we were sixteen again If we were sixteen again, I'd suggest we study harder Maybe be a little smarter and not so hell-bent Drink a few more Sun-Drops, leave the Mad Dog to the winos ride around with our shirts off - man, we looked good back then Old friend, if we were sixteen again If we were sixteen again I guess we though we'd live forever Thought we'd always be together And things would never change Oh, no If we were sixteen again, well I'd have stood up to you Told you, you weren't driving Took your keys and drove you home And I'd tell you that I loved you like you were my own brother And I'd be talking to you now, instead of this headstone Old friend, if we were sixteen again If we were sixteen again