Brian David Gilbert - Rejected Old Bay Jingle lyrics

Old Bay... Old Bay... Old Bay... Old Bay... (One, two, three, four) If you're from Baltimore then you know the score Everything tastes better with a little Old Bay Put it on crabs, chips and fries Nuggets, pretzels The eyes of the guy you despise Leave him blind but tasty Put it on anything and everything Put it on everything! I got a cut on my hand I mean I cut off my hand Put some Old Bay on it And now it's a crab claw Now I'm one with the sea But I can't do laundry My mother doesn't love me And I can't practice law I lost my house and my friends Got no money to spend This crab claw's the еnd of my future! I end up in an alley Supеr cold and lonely But who's that? Willoughby?! The founder of McCormick?! My vision gives me a tin My new life will now begin Old Bay cleansing me from sin Old Bay is my religion Now I preach {?} Go on corners just to speak The gospel of McCormick Put it on everything! (Put it on everything) (Old Bay) v