Finishing life with you Would be the best thing I could ever do The days when I'm hardly movin' Will be the saddest and they're comin' soon babe Blinding yes that's what they say And I want it to stay that way So put on your hat, don't stay Don't wanna wait until I hate you again Leave all your insects, too 'Cuz there'll be plenty crawlin' all over you We'll never have to fall apart or Leave each other or break our hearts But that's OK I don't really mind A love like you isn't very hard to find Well I'm not the one for you And I could have k**ed you, too Just like I did your aunt and uncle, Sue and Drew Beautiful blueish-greenish skies Yes, this here day will serve us quite alright Gloominess, sadness, tears, and fear Yeah, we'll have none of that, not here Just me and you and you and me 'Cuz 2 is the perfect number 3? 3 would mean catastrophe Yeah, 3 would be silly (Knock, knock, knock) "Hey!! Hey!!! Heyyyyy!! Hey!" You left all your clothes in a bag You might be wondering why I look like such a wreck Spent all night in a chair Well it was no use 'cuz you already weren't there Here's to say surprise surprise You'll rot a widow and die my wife