Brian “Big Ba**” Gardner - Anything Goes lyrics

[Verse 1] I rock Versace, sippin' VSOP and Hennessey in foam cups Motorola flips with illegal chips Dip-pin' like Teela where everybody momma collectin money from FEMA Five series Beemer, one-hundred and eighty-nine horsepower I like b**hes with dimples and nipples the size of silver dollars Rollin three deep in Eddie Bauers chokin out LAPD Rottweilers Like chihuahuas, all day eryday In Southern California where the dawgs and the rips stay And nowadays fools don't know how to act Cause we all wanna be Tony Montana Matter of fact, gimme five we got dap, gimme twenty-five We got a bird and profit is made So while the homey cut cavi with a razor blade I rock beats without baking soda And money gets washed it's only illegal if you get caught Thought you knew cause the DEA do it too Keep seperate books for the internal revenue Capitalism is pimps and hoes In ninety-six I 'spose anything goes [Refrain] Big bank take little bank anything goes Legal or illegal however you make your cash flow Big bank take little bank ahh anything goes Legal or illegal however you make your cash flow [Verse 2] All you PH Ballers and Dirty Mack's need to KG I'd rather be a dope MC than a broke OG I get manicures to keep my cuticles suitable Player, don't hate me because I'm beautiful I got a pocket full of C-notes and food stamps Just big bills and free meals baby so lamp Cause jealousy gets you burned like bad perms If you live you learn, I spit game like Chick Hearn To women with, measurements of 38-24-36 with DSL's But money talks ESL In the game of Monopoly, if you don't pa** go then go di-rectly to jail Cause I've seen fools that struggle and turn they ownself into the po-po It keeps the humble up their culo Selling ten dollar J's right up under the man's nose Hahh, n***a anything goes [Refrain] [Interlude] One for the money (money), two for the show (show) Three for the ladies but all they wanted was one It's one for the money (money), two for the show (show) Three for the ladies but all they wanted was one [Verse 3] n***as got stripes like, Tony the Tiger But n***as got strikes like Oral Hershiser So look alive, inflation rise like yeast S&L scandal stole millions But we need more police to take back our streets, it's drama We all know that one-time be extortin them big-ballers Gettin extradited with warrants in three states Overcrowded prisons hopin the DA drop the case So uhh, I ain't forgot about the homey Kevin He pled no contest and got stretched til ninety-seven Dizmost and Little Dags hold tight I know I seldom shoot kites but I be tryin to get my pockets right My ideal real is Big Willie pourin out Dom P For the dead homies with b**hes splittin Phillies (call it ends) Call it loot scrilla cream green flow or dough But to get mo' n***a, anything goes [Refrain x2] "It's no disguise, it makes no sense It doesn't fit, if it doesn't fit, you must acquit" [Interlude (fades)]