Brentalfloss - Dr. Mario With Lyrics (Fever Theme) lyrics

I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives I look different in this game (I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethoscope) I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high-fives Laughter's the best medicine, so bah-hah-hah, you fell down! In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far (What?! Liar! Boo.) I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and E.R. Brightly colored pills! (Pills) They'll cure all your ills! (Ills) Just as long as you've got fever or the chills (Cold) Take off your pants Good, now let's see Turn your head and cough Okay, now do me! Please? Does it hurt to pee? (No) Is it hard to see? (No) I am diagnosing you with HPV (Aw) You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis Fifteen days is my prognosis You need red and blue pill doses! You've got scabies and phlebitis, chronic rabies, hepatitis, You'll be brave and you'll unite us, then you'll die of menengitis Wait, wait I'm wrong You have Crabs Brightly colored pills! (Pills) They'll cure all your ills! (Ills) Just as long as you've got fever or the chills! Take it, 'Floss! (I'm playin' the piano and I'm playin' really good ah-na-na) Dr. Mario!