Brentalfloss - Zelda With G-Rated Lyrics lyrics

Do you recognize this music? ...Well duh! Why? You silly noob, it's the Legend of Zelda!
 Here we go now! I'm an old man and this cave is my home Take this it's dangerous to go alone 
 Now journey across a spooky land You hold in your hand a sword that shoots laser beams Won't you feel like a man, dressed up like Peter Pan On a quest greater than your dreams! 
(Than your dreams, than your dreams, fleemy geemy deemy) Go, Link, from here to over there, You'll find Ganon's lair, C'mon it's your destiny! Trust the hero inside, but if you're terrified, Purchase the strategy guide from me 
(Fourteen dollars, also tax, here ya go now)
 Zelda is looking pretty pale, she just broke a nail
 So hurry!
 Just steady thy course, Go find that Triforce
 Then take it by force!
 And maybe she'll bake a cake, bake a cake, just for you, take a breaky-cake Go, Link!
 Get your man on!
 Seek out Ganon!
 Don't be late or hesitate Go consummate your foretold fate You just might get a date! Woh-oh-woh-woh-woh

 It's dangerous to go alone, take some trail mix!