Brentalfloss - Sewer Surfin' With Lyrics lyrics

Listen up, evildoers! Watch your step in the sewers! We live beneath the streets Hanging out underground In and around our home Something that's green and brown It's poop! It's splashing up on my nunchucks Yeah, it's poop! It's making April upchuck Oh poo, so much poo, doobitty doo doo Oh, pee and poo! We're yellin Cowabunga! Oh sh**! It's more like Cowa-dung-a! It's sad but true, so much poo And so the moral here is: Life is sh**ty to be sure (It's pretty sh**ty man, quite a bit sh**ty baby) When you live down in the sewer So much poo! Pizza don't taste so good Inside a porta-john We save the world from crime Only to get sh** on Oh poo! Not recommended for boating ('Cause poo!) Is that a candy bar floating? No, it's poo! You fool! Far as the eye can see! (Tonight I dine on) Turtle poop! It's smells so freaking delicious JK! You know I'm being feces-tious 'Cause poos leave residues all over you and me And so the moral here is: You will smell worse than manure (It's pretty sh**ty man, quite a bit sh**ty baby) If you live down in the sewer So much poo!