Brentalfloss - Here At The Gaming Con lyrics

School s**s a big School s**s a big School s**s a big testicle soufflé Every wannabe Makes fun'na me Yeah, I'm gonna be Your boss someday I'm living for the moment I get home To my PS3, Xbox and Wii I can't wait to be in a place where my people roam free Yeah! But here at the gaming con No one gives ya sh** like they do at school, no Here at the gaming con Everyone's a nerd, it's cool My mom is all My mom is all My mom is always yelling through the wall "Put the game away!" "It's a sunny day!" "Dad's afraid you're gay, play some football" She waits until I'm at the final boss To tell me to go to bed Forget counting sheep Game on! I can sleep when I'm dead But here at the gaming con Mom and Dad are gone and I feel alright Yeah, here at the gaming con No one's gonna sleep tonight I want a t-shirt of Mario (Here at the gaming con) Kick your a** at Halo (Here at the gaming con) Tabletop and freeplay (Here at the gaming con) I wish it could be every day! Here at the gaming con Key change, mofo! Here at the gaming con Chicks are dressing up like it's Halloween 'Cause here at the gaming con Everyone's a gamin' fiend Oh-ho-ho Stayin up until dawn It's a gaming marathon Slide it in and turn it on! Here at the gaming con Game on!