Brentalfloss - The Grand Theft Auto III Song lyrics

Everyday when school is through I run home and turn on my PS2 Grab some chips and dip and I'm home free Until I fall asleep that night I play the world that always feels right The wonderful world of Grand Theft Auto III And when I play this game It's like that's all there is No grades No homework No remote possibility of a quiz Instead of differential calculus I'm running over kids in a stolen school bus I beat up a hobo A kick in his head Kick a few more times to make sure that he's dead I steal a lot of cars with names that don't get exist And the people who own them might get pissed But that's okay--'cause they're not real--I could beat them up too And drive around like a maniac while the angry cops pursue I don't think of myself as a nerd per se But it's most important part of my day Because I love Grand Theft Auto III But I could use some company I wonder if somewhere in this big wide world There's someone else (Preferably a girl) Who loves Grand Theft Auto III As much as me What if there's a girl I walk right past each day A woman who completely shares my love for the GTA Sometimes I imagine her Blue eyes and long blonde hair Big thick calluses on her thumbs from hours of pressing circle and square I'll probably never find her but even if that's true I never give up hope that someday I'll find my player two I play about 96 hours a week But I'm not the kind of guy that you'd call a geek Right? Anyway I love Grand Theft Auto III But I could use some company I wonder if somewhere in this big wide world There's someone else (It has to be a girl! Sit down sir.) Who loves Grand Theft Auto III As much as me Who am I kidding here? I'm meant to be alone All this thinking me feel like trash I guess I'll go beat up some hookers And steal their cash I love Grand Theft Auto III (Who said that?) But sometimes I get lonely After looking all over this big wide world Could you be the guy? (Could you be the girl?) Who loves Grand Theft Auto III As much as me Where have you been 'til now? I've waited for so long To find a someone with whom I belong Wait a second, how do I know you love GTA III as much as me? You could just be telling me that to see my wing-wang. I can prove it! You know the cheat codes? I don't need em, but yeah, try me. Alright, full health! R2, R2, L1, R1, left, down, right, up, left, down, right, up Not bad, Riot! Down, up, left, up, X, R1, R2, L2, L1 Full Armor! R2, R2, L1, L2, left, down, right, up, left, down, right, up Wow, your wanted level just went way up You really love Grand Theft Auto III (We love it together) Will you keep me company (I will forever) Forever and ever Our love for simulated crime Will stand the rigid test of time Turn off the PS2 I wanna play with you I found my player two