Brentalfloss - Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! With Lyrics lyrics

I was five when I got Mike Tyson's Punch-Out Mike was tough Oh man, that guy could knock your lunch out Then he went to jail (I went to jail) His contract went upstream, Nintendo still had a scheme With douchebaggy Mr. Dream Oh no Now, luckily, Punch-Out!! is back-ah For the Wii Wait There's no Mike Tyson on the Wiimake? Bull sh** co*k So what's the point of having the remake? That's a buncha sh** Bald Bull I kind of like, but just 'cause we look alike He's not half as cool as Mike Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Mike Tyson Yeah, boy Lend me your ears 6, 7, 8 I'm Iron Mike and I'll knock you into space I got more punch than Rihanna's face Because I float like an inner tube and sting like a scorpion I'll hit you so splendiferously, you'll need some morphi-en Ask me if I like to eat meat, I am carnivorous Ask me what kind of trees I like, I'd say coniferous Ask me how my attitude is, it is vociferous Don't believe the words that I say? Well then, consider this I am ferocious, my word bank is copious In fact it's supercalafragalistic-aladocious I'm Kid Dynamite, always trippin' "Fight or Flight" Cover up your ears, baby, I might try a bite I ain't crazy, the media filets me But now you know I rap like Ludacris or Jay-Z That's a nice bike, brentalfloss It's mine now Whee Whoa, bike Tyson stole my bike That guy's name is Mike And he stole my bike No Tyson stole Tyson stole Stole my bike Man, I hate Mike Tyson I may be spastic, but I'm not made of plastic I'm a vicious fighter, but my feelings are elastic So I'm not slapstick, I'm majastic f**in' fantastic when I grab a chick and slap dick But be careful with the chicks and the dicks One time I crossed the line and I got slapped with three to six I don't even get half the sh** I spit I'm not a dipstick, I just have a wit that is cryptic Punch-Out