Brentalfloss - Final Fantasy VI With Beerics lyrics

In my other pants There's a wallet (There's a wallet, motherf**er) In my other pants There's a secret In my other pants There's a Trojan (Just like that one video I made) Extra small Extra small (Don't tell your mom) I'm not wearing pants Only boxers (So s**y, so s**y) They're my favorite pair They've got monkeys (I've got monkeys on my junkies) Hangin' out the front Another secret It's my ball (only one) Just one ball At a party now There's a girl there She's got cellulite On her forehead (That's gross) Will I ever find Her attractive? (Yes! How?) Alcohol Said alcohol