Brentalfloss - Baby Mario & Papa Yoshi lyrics

It's a-me! I just found this baby wrapped up outside my door (Hey!) A tasty little snack for any dinosaur But I just finished breakfast, I'm full up to my head So I'll give him to Yellow instead Ya know, he's sorta cute, the sweet little niblet He'll make a tasty stew Don't wanna cook and serve up a kid, but hey, that's what Yoshis do He's all alone without a friend, but he's takin' it on the chin, Anyway, hey Yellow, I brought you some din-din! You brought me a baby? How generous of you! But I can't eat a bite, I've caught the Yoshi flu, a-choo! Just pop him in your freezer, I'm sure he'll keep for weeks But wash him first, 'cause he freakin' reeks! I'm almost sad to see the kid go now, We've gotten sorta tight Also, his diaper's saggin' and whoa, now So is my appetite Maybe I'll keep him here as a pet and not eat him after all Come on, my little baby, let's have us a ball! Take it home, baby! By now you know the story that happened long ago That little baby boy grew into Mario! The moral of this fable is do not eat a baby, 'Cause he'll become your friend one day maybe Then again, Mario's twin brother was Luigi, so, hmm, maybe not Goodbye!