[Verse 1] Welcome to Miitomo, it's a mobile app for Miis Like a slightly altered Miiverse, but you don't play on your Wiis You'll find it warm and soothing even though it makes you cringe Make a Mii that looks just like you unless you are a ginge Once you've got the app and you have signed up and you've joined It bribes you like your grandma with some candy and with coins Talk about what bread you like and why you love your cat And find out what bread people like and why they love their cat You can dress up like a spaceman or a Ninja or a dancer But it mostly asks you questions and you basically just answer Nintendo first released it in the nation of Japan But the core mechanic's perfect for big-mouth Americans [Chorus 1] Cause you talk about yourself, talk and talk about yourself Pretend that you are listening, then talk about yourself Keep on talkin' about yourself, talk and talk about yourself And try some clothes and buy some clothes but mostly you just talk about yourself (about your self, you jerk off, yes, you) [Verse 2] Nintendo has a tragic view of social interaction It's not just in Miitomo, you can see it when Streetpa**in' If you want to find out more about a Mii who isn't you Just shove candy in their face, this is not what humans do If you want special item like a t-shirt or a dress You must hoist your friends and drop them to a cruel pachinko d**h You'll add a bunch of people so your Mii can level up But then spend all of your candy doing research on your crush [Chorus 2] And then talk about yourself, talk and talk about yourself And stalk your crush, and comment gush, but then back to yourself Keep on talkin' bout yourself, talk and talk about yourself And make some creepy pictures, but mostly you just talk about yourself [Outro] You can use bad words in a Nintendo product, finally But who the f*** cares? It's already losing popularity Miitomo