[Verse 1: Brendon Urie and Kenneth Harris] I am a pirate You are a pirate We are pirates Let's be pirate best friends (It's a pirate love song) [Verse 2: Kenneth Harris] I see you there Swabbing the deck Wind blowing through your hair And I just say: What the heck is pirate love? (pirate love) Sometimes pirate love... Is the only love we... [Verse 3: Brendon Urie and Kenneth Harris] I'm swabbing your deck You're walking my plank Swabbing your poop deck I'll swab your deck if you walk my plank You can call me Timmy and I'll call you Hank [Chorus: Brendon Urie] We'll be pirates together (pirates together) We'll be pirates together (pirates together) We'll go robbing, pillaging plunder forever You and me can be pirates together [Verse 4: Brendon Urie (impersonating Bryan Adams] Looking for your sunken treasure [Soul Asylum - Runaway Train cover: Brendon Urie] We're pirates and we're just best friends (?) (Something) walk my plank and I'll swab your poop deck No, no, pirates are my best friends (?) I don't know why I can't find the gold [?]