Brendan Steere - I Hate Vampires lyrics

[Verse 1: Jesse and Brendan] I'm despising all their eyes upon your body Those capricious monsters need somewhere to dwell I remember all your curves just like a monument But I'm wondering if they all do as well [Chorus: Jesse and Brendan] I hate vampires, in my head (I hate vampires!) I hate vampires, in your bed [Verse 2: Brendan] They'll feast upon your blood just like Lugosi The biting and the scratches leave their marks A hand upon your back will get me spitting fire and cooking garlic They only target young and pure of heart And you're both [Chorus: Jesse and Brendan] I hate vampires, in my head (I hate vampires!) I hate vampires, in your bed [Spoken: Brendan] Get your garlic now! [Spoken: Jesse] Get your crossbows, get your wooden stakes Don't leave anyone behind! Save everyone you know And above all: save yourself! [Outro: Brendan and Jesse] Everybody's out to get me! Everybody's out to get me Get your garlic now