Brendan O'Brien - New Age Bands lyrics

(Intro) Yo, load the f** up (Locked and loaded) You, too (Locked and loaded, sir) And remember, break that window when that cop comes in Blow that motherf**er's head off (PAP PAP PAP) (PAP PAP PAP) Got it (PAP PAP PAP) (yeah!) Say hello to my little friend *explosion* Okay, you wanna play rough? Mmm, n***a, this chicken is spicy hot Let get my c**aine in this, n***a, HYUHYEH (Inverted laughing) Oh my god… Can't adjust this sh** for the life of me… (Verse 1) Man, a lot rappers today s** corn bread Gay Japanese bands want to give me head (BLOOD!) The Beatles, the Doors, Led Zeppelin who (WHO?) Pierce the Veil is my sh**, you big poo You say Black Flag, I say Black Veil Brides You say John Lennon, I say One Direction (erection!) J Dilla is dead, new hip hop direction Drake and Nicki are new hip hop complexion (Chorus) These new age bands They really really rock ‘Cuz cla**ic rock is dead Listen to new screamo bands With really harsh screaming And some extra loud screaming With an extra side of yelling Yeah, these new metal bands Man, I bet you hear that ba**y groove Make all the n******gs and chinks want to move Crackers as well, you silly pale f**ers Everyone listens to music ‘cuz we're all s**ers (YOU'RE ALL su*kERS!) Jimi Hendrix, CCR, how ‘bout Frank Zappa Greek superiority, you omega kappa (omega zelta data beta beta) Started from the bottom, now we in the earth's core Making cla**ic rock metalcore's new who*e These new age bands They really really rock ‘Cuz cla**ic rock is dead Listen to new screamo bands With super harsh screaming And some extra loud screaming With an extra side of yelling These new metal age bands Man, don't even try to listen to some Slayer ‘Cuz Bring me the Horizon has already gone and slayed them Deep Purple, Pink Floyd, and the Rolling Stones Say they rock, and I'll tear your skin and bones Alesana eats bananas, but they ain't fruity But I'm not sure if they're keen on some big booty f** Black Sabbath, Metallica, and Motörhead You should listen to Falling in Reverse's guitars instead (reeneeneeneeneeneenee) (Zack de la Rocha) Co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-co-come with it now (Outro)