It's been a week or so I thought survival was impossible You changed the locks and kicked me out the door I traded our bed for my friend's basement floor (oh, yeah) I saw what you took from me Waking up today and I know your number's changed But I'll say it anyway. I have nothing Nothing without you But a lot of s**, a little more money No more stress and a whole lot of fun Nothing Nothing without you But somebody else that loves me for myself Feeling like new and I owe it to you Thanks for nothing Life is strange Stranger than fiction written on the page My only diction went and quit on me Left me for dead, but I'm alive again (oh oh oh oh oh, yeah) I don't need yesterday or your bills to pay Too bad your number's changed I would say it to your face I have nothing Nothing without you But a lot of s**, a little more money No more stress and a whole lot of fun Nothing Nothing without you But somebody else that loves me for myself Feeling like new and I owe it to you Thanks for nothing (Oh, oh yeah) Thanks for nothing (whoa, oh, oh) 'Cause my mama taught me to say "Thank you" When you're left with nothing, say "Thank you" It's a brand new way to say "f** you" After all I've been through, I gotta thank you for nothing (Ooh, ooh) I have nothing Nothing without you But a lot of s**, a little more money Feeling like Hef when I'm interviewing bunnies Nothing, nothing without you But somebody else that loves me for myself Feeling like new and I owe it to you Thanks for the freedom Thank you for last night. Know you couldn't be there, But it was a good time Thanks for the girls who never would have met me Begging me to do what you never would have let me Thanks for nothing