Brando - Dracula's Curse lyrics

Dracula, I'm coming to your castle! I'm gonna slay you, say your prayers, I'm on my way I'm Trevor Belmont! (I just pooped my pants) (I just pooped my pants, that's why I walk like that; cause I'm poopin') The vampire k**a, straight ril dilla Stomping around like my name's Godzilla Filling up on hearts, chill like vanilla Got weapons out the wazoo; ain't nobody illa Trevor Belmont, the first Belmont ever Who the f** is Simon? Don't get clever Whip crack, b**h slack to your mug, for ril And if you think I probably won't, you can bet that I will And I'm going down to Castlevania I'm gonna bury you once and for all Going down to Castlevania Gonna walk down stairs, hope I don't- (f**) Tick tock, rocking 'round the clock Knock, knock (Who's there?) Trevor Belmont's co*k (Haha!) f** you, Medusa Head, f** you Between you and the stairs, I'm f**in' totally screwed Not to mention all the turkey that I find in the walls That I keep eating; all the ladies say "Trevor's got balls" Damn, skippy, I'm a hippie specializing in war You want more? Come and get it, man, f** the score I will never quit Infinite continues I don't give a sh** Taste my whip You motherf**ers, have a crucifix I'll throw it within you Who the f** is this? What a prick And now he wants to join my party (I guess I'll let him, what the f**, whatever) Grant Danasty, yo, I'm stealing your j**els Ghost pirate, got variety; I'm breaking the rules Wall riding, sky climbing, I'm the king of this game You ain't got sh** on me; I put Spidey to shame I move twice as fast, I got twice the guard And all the b**hes know I f** twice as hard Good thing my blades don't discriminate (I'm done playing around, now accept your fate) I will never quit (Go and eat a dick) Infinite continues (Get over here, I'll stab you) I don't give a sh** (Trevor bringin' it) Taste my whip (Like you don't even f**in' know) You motherf**ers Have a crucifix (From my bag of tricks) I'll throw it within you (That's why they call me nasty) You're looking like an imp (Time to take a piss) I'm so ripped (Dracula won't even see my dagger coming) And now we're gonna crash this party Yeah! (Woo!) Yeah! (Woo!) Yeah! (Woo!) Don't you know I'm Trever Belmont? (I'll k** you) I've got a whip, I've got my crucifix I could use some Taco Belmont (I'm hungry) I'm sick of turkey, I need tacos, b**h I'm a vampire hunter Brought to life by thunder Why is that, I wonder? I just go with the flow (I don't even know) I know lots of magic (Woo!) Not the kind with rabbits (Aw...) If I see a vampire I will stab it (Are you a chick? Cause you look like you might have a scro-) I'm a female, you a**hole Dark Metamorphosis I'm Alucard I'm Alucard, b**hes I'm Alucard (I'm Alucard) I'm Alucard b**hes don't know 'bout my vampire tricks My balls are on fire, b**h, I get my fix Don't be actin' all jealous cause I pwn your sh** You trying to be the man, b**h? I'm straight doing it Flying through levels, dishevelin' and revelin' The devil in the flesh, but I, I'm straight rebellin' Yelling irrelevant spells just for the hell of it I will k** you You will die now Farewell (Hahahahaha) I'm Alucard (I'm Alucard) I'm Alucard, b**hes (You would) It's going down (It's going down) It's going down (It's going down) It's going down I will k** your face Yes, I will put you in your place I'm gonna k** you all, you will fall, I will k** you (You are such a motherf**er) I will save the day And I will make this go away Check out my awesome sk**s, I will fill all these hearts up Don't you know about the Belmonts? I'm guessing you don't I'm gonna dump my f**ing Holy Water down your throat Now it's time for me to vanish Haré esto en Espanish Now it's time to rock your f**in' socks (Check my transition) Castlevania! Check me out, I whip all these candles Trevor Belmont! You motherf**ers know you can't handle this I'm not f**ing around Spin your head around and putting you in the ground Send you back into hell Nobody's gonna live long enough to tell Dracula's curse will be lifted completely Send me your worst, you will never defeat me cause I'm the man! (Yes I am) You ain't got nothin', I ain't bluffin' I'm the man! (...The f**?) You're going down, you sock monkey You bloody blood junkie I took out your demons and monsters and all your flunkies I already fought my shadow; sh**, you gotta be kidding me I'm the d**h k**er and I'm in your vicinity Listen to me! Just because I've got some bad knees Don't believe you'll even succeed, I got Holy Water III Now I'm jumpin' and I'm swingin' and I'm almost there (Motherf**er) Trevor Belmont! What the hell do you vant? Fear me! Most sincerely! Die monster! GTFO! Kick, check out my whip I won't miss, I've got you figured out Now I know without doubt I'll win this I'll hit you so hard I'll hit the back of your face Make haste and waste you Erase you Hate you with all my hate, eradicate you Dig you eight graves Saving the day And paving the way for making every single day great Taking your face places; grazing away I ain't here to play games, f**er I will k** you with my holy water (Should have used the axes, Trevor) I am gonna whip you so hard your mom will feel it Yeah! I'll fight you and I'll win! My bloodline'll carry on and we'll f- (f**in' cheater!)