Brand Nubian - Grand Puba, Positive And L.g. lyrics

[grand puba] two times for the drummer, 'fore i start it i say, "hit me!" Puba's kickin flavor, and i brought somebody with me [positive k] positive, the gentlemen, the rapper Suave blase, you know dapper [grand puba] see this is not a song about friends Because we make ends, and then we spread the skins [positive k] this song becomes a well known tune And my mic's gonna bloom like a flower in june [grand puba] we kick much flavor and you know that As smooth as the head on a fed named kojak [positive k] grip the mic til my hand get calloused And i'll tell you like ralph kramden told alice, "bang zoom!" [grand puba] it's up up and away [positive k] grand puba [grand puba] and positive k [positive k] lyrics real sweet like candy [grand puba] it's just like a condom [pos & puba] we keep one handy Go puba, go positive (4x) [positive k] To my adversaries, i'm not ordinary Not the godfather, or the tooth fairy Not jack spade or engelbert humperdink Listen to this rhyme and tell us what you think [grand puba] One two three grand puba's on the count Rhyming gets me papes in very large amount Brother you're wrong, if you think crime pays Don't like gays, and take vacations off of holidays [positive k] Practice safe s** to prevent strange diseases Wear my hat, on one night skeezers I roll dice, but don't bet on the horses Punks take losses and i don't reveal my sources [grand puba] So umm, take the fifth if you're planning to riff The rhymes spread like jif to make your loose knot stiff Kick up your feet if you're feeling kinda queasy.. Relax.. (ha ha) take it easy! [positive k] You're in good hands, positive is a survivor I make rhymes of anything, i'm like mcgyver If i were a computer rap would be my program Since i'm a righteous man, i don't eat ham I wish more people was alive like me [grand puba] but positive.. [positive k] whattup max? [grand puba] See the vocab is lovely, girls be thinkin of me Other rappers try to be me, competition can't see me So hey, whaddya say, i got the flow y'all If you don't know the time then you better check the seiko Or timex, i suplex, get biz on the co-ssacks Put em in a line then i ask, "who's next?" Grand puba, guaranteed to make a big hit Doin much damage on this two man skit Trying to hold me back won't harm me And when the gear gets too small it's for the salvation army So mami, or mida, a way i say, "no one's sweeter!" (now that's funky!) You see the style i kick is rugged, i shine like a nugget Cause in-tense mean you dig it, past tense mean you dug it! So dance, to a light tune, my lit-tle doll Da-nah-nah, da-nah-nah, da-nah-nah, dah Rock me wit, vi-bra-tion Give me a deep med-i-ta-tion There is none betta than grand pu-ba Baby be get it all togetha You see the second time around i hope the label don't flake And if they do i go to drake and say, "give me a break" Like toyota say, i say (oh what a feeling!) I bust the foots of lionel richie I caught him dancing on my ceiling! [positive k] Pa** me the mic, cause i wants to blitz I'm the best thing that came since grits The prince of rap, lookin for cinderella If you see her.. why don't you tell her I got the shoe, in the car out back And if she makes the fit, she's in, like, that And as a matter of fact I'm not an actor, but the main factor Pinpoint and his rhymes is like a protractor I'm intricated, complicated Definitely musically related Rhymes so fly never been outdated Gots to be fly by the way i state it Now of myself, i say i'm a big fan Got more rhymes, than words by the letterman Positive k, you can say he's low key You might know my name but now look you don't know me I can be nice and flip like the son of sam Nobody knows exactly how i am I'm the next and everybody knows it Open tours this year, next year i'ma close it I've got the sk**s that pays the bills, now Here's a quote from stephanie mills Don't put a rush on me cause my tempo's slow And if i don't tell you, then how would you know?