Braintax - Munchies lyrics

[Hook] (Monday I write, Tuesday I record) (Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so) (Monday I write, Tuesday I record) (Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so) (Monday I write, Tuesday I record) Teas up! (Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so) Teas up! (Monday I write, Tuesday I reord) Teas up! (Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so) Teas up! [Verse 1] Make a pot, that's an art that's stopped It's one cup, one bag, with the water too hot Lot's of people smoke pot, that's the ritual too And I can smooth you right out like a well made brew I'm not talking Kwik Save, Best Buy or Typhoo Home brand, no chance, I want PG Tips Yorkshire Tea hands down, if you give me a choice Put some honey and some lemon in to smooth my voice [Hook] (Monday I write, Tuesday I record) Teas up! (Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so) Teas up! (Monday I write, Tuesday I record) Teas up! (Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so) Teas up! (Monday I write, Tuesday I record) Teas up! (Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so) Teas up! (Monday I write, Tuesday I record) Teas up! (Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so) [Verse 2] Yo and I'm a biscuit head I fiend hobnobs, chocolate or plain that's what I said Bottom down then (Dip me again!) That's what they say, hold their shape well (Dip me again!) I don't play, garibaldi if we're talking vintage And I'm messing with the yo-yo's, green and minted Like I'm fiending for a bourbon cream or jammie dodger Digestives for Beryl and Bert, the old codgers Staple of Elevenses nationwide but we all know hobnobs take the prize Jaffa Cakes come second cause they take the piss With like six in a packet so they gone too quick [Hook] (Monday I write, Tuesday I record) Teas up! (Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so) Teas up! (Monday I write, Tuesday I record) Teas up! (Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so) Teas up! (Monday I write, Tuesday I record) Teas up! [Speaking] 'No, no, no, no, no' 'What?' 'Dude' 'What?' 'Dude, it's Saturday evening mate..' 'Yeah?' 'Spurs won for once, Match Of The Day is on and you're in here rapping about tea and biscuits?' 'Come on man do something properly' 'Yeah, ok here we go' [Verse 3] Don't call it a pastry, it's a chocolate eclair And use a plate for it please you're getting chocolate on the chair Gimme sponge if you've got it cause it dunks well Keep a lot of cake but not the habit that these punks sell, anyway/ I can rock a subject better than bu*ter And lemon slice nice, icing on the top, cake cutter My lifestyle, peak and pastry, tasty lately Four star ginger kit, Michelin rates me No fakes, apple crumble does not dunk Wait, let me break out my survivalist styles I'm out in the Black Forest making tiramisu The luxury camper caller but it's for the angel food Make a brew (Make a brew!) For my vanilla slice, bought a creme caramel Looking like the hair upon Vanilla Ice Getting on the munchies again Time to make another cuppa it's a herbal blend [Hook] (Monday I write, Tuesday I record) Teas up! (Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so) Teas up! (Monday I write, Tuesday I record) Teas up! (Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so) Teas up! (Monday I write, Tuesday I record) Teas up! (Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so) Teas up! (Monday I write, Tuesday I record) Teas up! (Wednesday it drops, Thursday I'm bored so)