Brad Paisley - Don't Drink The Water lyrics

Empty house, empty rooms Empty bottle of Patron I need to go out but not around here There ain't nowhere we haven't gone There's this travel agent that I know That says Cozumel's real nice And so he got me a deal on a flight and a room And little bit of free advice Don't drink the water I told him that's okay I ain't going down to Mexico To drink the water anyway Blake, ain't you been there before? Yeah, I been there a time or two They got some sweet Senoritas That are more than glad to meet you But I'm telling you, boy, whatever you do Don't drink the water Okay, okay I ain't going down to Mexico To drink the water anyway Corona or Tecate My old friend Jose I ain't going down to Mexico To drink the water anyway On this trip, anything I sip Had better have a kick and a burn Strong enough to get you off my mind Pickle my liver and a little grub o' worm Here we go Don't drink the water That's what they say But I ain't going down to Mexico To drink the water anyway No one I know goes to Mexico To drink the water anyway