Boyinaband - Fast Rap Battle lyrics

[Joshua] Are you ready to battle? [Boyinaband] Yes [Joshua] Here we go: [Boyinaband] Oh hai, you're that guy The one that I gotta bring down in a fight Built up high like I'm battle with a skyscraper - oh wait- Are you like five foot five? Find it difficult to follow everything I just said? Struggling to keep up with your iddy biddy legs I guess that's the case and my faster pace will outlast and make you exasperated You're the one stuck hesitating While I keep accelerating The friction of my lips is so hot that anything you spit will evaporate and I'm spitting with a similar rhythm as a machine gun If you think of bringing a white flag you'll need one I have the speed of a photon try to keep up But you can't cause you can't "c" me, son! [Joshua] Well dad I am that guy so fly so quick 2 guys 1 mic, but you're vomiting I spit hot fiya, mute spittah I rap so fast, I can hear you quiver Bring it back into the matter of the fact that I can rap with a gat While you chatter with a lack of the pattern that I would rather Be traveling to the saturn rings and back But you still haven't said a single thing in your rap And actually - I'm 5 foot 9 When I rise to the sky like a rocketship You'll be saying "oh hai" while you're walking in to The back of the bus, so holla b**h I'm monstrous My flow is tight, while you're slobbering You mumble and slur what no one's ever heard And it's all absurd, so you'll be stickin to the beats and never stickin to the words [Boyinaband] Are you sane bud are you stable when you say you'll battle Usain Bolt Stay all the way back with your banter, man Or static'll attack you like a van der graaf Harder better stronger faster A lot of focus on that last word Yeah you spit hot fire, can you figure out why? Cause you're not a rapper Bringin it with everything a million men On the internet think is a brilliant method of Proving I bettered a pathetic American like "oh that British guy is better" Better hair better height Better style better rhymes Better mention I made the beat too I have time since I already beat you [Joshua] While you're having a seat and sitting back and you're sippin on a cup of tea I'll be bringing dat heat, like a bomb on your city with a blitzkrieg, literally Don't ever think you're gonna be a better man to beat me in a battle and without a plan To make it to another round cause I'm bout to pull out the nitro Asian like Tokyo Drift, too fast and yet too furious I'm curious, how you want to think about me when you're sleeping tight Wish you want to be fast like the speed of light Oh wait, you win, cause that's what your girl just said last night And you know I don't care What's slowing you down is your long a** hair Anything that you spit is a miss not a hit I'm the fastest Cause I'm accurate while your a** is whack as shiiiiiii