Boyinaband - Battlefield vs Call of Duty Rap Battle lyrics

C: Yo... Waddup Doc? It's C.O.D. dude (Hai) I'm here to batter Battlefield back To nineteen fourty-two So the entire world plays me When its Game-Time B: Since when was a game's main Selling point was fish A.I.? You're the least innovative of Game franchises Same game every year... What Your fanboys got Alzheimer's? Yeah... 'cos the way I see Every game since 0-4 coulda been DLC Did I say 0-4? I go further back in Time You're based off the quake engine From 1999! Oh 1999? sh**-dawg! That's as old As the song we stole this beat From! C: Oh no Im losing rap battle man I'm failing, I'm Through- Wait- oh yea I've have 70 million More players than you And did you have a single-player Campaign I can't remember I don't quite understand how People think you're a contender I've got Ghost, Soap, Price damn Such memorable men And you got hmmm, errr, wait- Uhhh who were they again? B: Yo who cares about protagonists AI Characters, it's all about the Multiplayer, real people, real Battles- b**h! C: Well nice try with Bad Company But no cigar B: Well I rather no cigar than no DICE And wow- talk about memorable What was your theme tune? (Battlefield Tune) My theme tune rules! C: Oh you mean the one you stole From Terminator 2? B: You can take your perks, fool Circle jerk, too: I'll aim with sk**, knife up in your Grill- next C: Well in my d**hbed my grenade Will drop like Skrillex C: I tried your game once Logged on; spawned in it All the vehicles were taken So I walked for four minutes To get one-hit k**ed from a RPG From some gay b**h Then I got ran over by my team in a Jeep So I rage quit! B: Well I tried your game too It was really bad Couldn't hear sh** over the Screaming kids calling me a queer f*g (well you are) By the time I was muted I was Stuck in spawn, mince meat Cos a prestige 4 year old was on A kiilllstreak Your matches s** It's just a violent bloodbath While I got more style than your Prices moustache C: Yo- where's your moustache Battlefield I must ask B: My players don't need to Compensate for what they can't Have And Graphic, ha Ghosts look Antique You call it next-gen I call it last week So f** off, and go and find your Manhood Cos with Frostbyte 3, you know I Look damn good! C: To play you, you need a beastly PC DICE: wanna stop misleading your Geeks? Not every gamers wallet and their Bank is so ma**ive to afford a top- Spec PC to run with maximum Graphics And geez Battlefield, for an fps Your fps s**s! How many frames do your run per Second? 10? Well f**! B: Stop living in the past Come to next gen We're the best then Where we clock a hot 60fps man And 64 simultaneous players C: Well in this gen, you're only 24 That's a failure to gamers B: Well you got the static map design That barely changes I'm all about the real battlefields Big open spaces And explain how a game, that is Claiming to have, a realistic dog Could be such a fake b**h! C: This rap battle's not clever man It's audacious, when you got Rihanna, and I got l Eminem on my Trailers And what do you got to offer next Then, dog? Cos whatever it is, it's not as good As my next gen dog! He took a helicopter man, that's a Violent stray poochie! B: sh**, was is this, a Michael Bayne Movie? That's just a cut-scene from yiur Campaign! For me, that kinda sh** Happens in- game! So while I blow up a skyscraper Jihad a jeep While you use the same damn gun Week after week You are the k**streak in my land You pilot the plane, not call it in From an earpiece and an iPad My Nan could do that, that's how it Seems to me C: Let me teach you a word: Accessibility. Remember fun? Have You played a game before? You Think you know battles, you can't Even beat me in the sales war! Where are the most elitest f*gs are k**ed? Dum Dum De Dum Dum Only in Battlefield B: Nah, you're all me me me, I'm Taking care of my team, let's settle This like a man son! C: Wait... why are we rapping? We Have guns *Gunshots* (End)