Boyfriend - Like My Hand Did lyrics

[Verse 1] b**h Pulled up to a Pizza Hut Next to a barking mutt I said "Shut up f*ggot Or your guts will be your bark and brunch." I need a b**h to punch And then a dirty ditch to dump her in These flirty witches ain't my friends And I will not make amends I need a Facebook s*ut, a Kappa Kappa c*nt Tie her up and f** her bu*t so long She'll trade her thong in for Depends Forced style down her goddamn esophagus Cut her up like Kanye put her c*nt in a sarcophagus I think there's been an avalanche So much blow on top of it Heart's racing from this angel dust Vicodin ain't stopping us Charms like Dracula's, blood in a vial And yeah my vag is fertile like the valley o' Nile Egyptians said my ship is in, Cleopatra has landed Don't you wish you coulda make me cum like my hand did? [Chorus] Cum like my hand C-C-Cum like my hand did All because you didn't make me Cum like my hand did Cum like my hand C-C-Cum like my hand did All because you didn't make me Cum like my hand did [Verse 2] Like sand through an hour gla** Slide your finger down my a** Swipe it like a credit card And ask for 50 cash back Give me a heart attack Feel it pumping in my rack Coke, like a fast track Speeding in a hatchback Howling like a wolf pack Dreams in your knapsack Go to sleep and dream of my coochie Little did you know that I slipped you a roofie Wake without your wallet, you'll be feeling goofy And I'll haunt your a** forever cause I'm s**y and spooky I'll melt your a**, turn your poop to diarrhea I'm more than a woman, haunt you like Aalyiah Romeo must die, you heard the commandment All because you didn't make me cum like my hand did [Chorus] Cum like my hand C-C-Cum like my hand did All because you didn't make me Cum like my hand did Cum like my hand C-C-Cum like my hand did All because you didn't make me Cum like my hand did [Verse 3] Surprise you're on cameras, candid Post this sh** on YouTube, get famous, get branded My standards are stranded from Island Records Def Jam Even deaf folks love to listen to my jams Peeps eat me up like a heat plate of sweet yams Bet he hates himself for that really skeet skeet scam So many ways to dress: actor of parts But love don't get me stressed because I'm the master of hearts I know that I'm the best, got a bachelor of arts You think that I'm impressed that you're a bachelor who farts? Playing darts, Wal-Mart's your favorite place to shop D-D-Dropped off by the pops Plop down on your sofa Pop tops on Xbox Playing cops playing soldier Only tarts you'll ever pop Pops out of the toaster You're so naïve like Adam and Eve Like how could I just get what I want as long as I say please? Like you can get with a c*nt with that JNCO steaze Well when's that change a-coming? Can you feel that breeze? Rip the window curtains bend the bushes and trees Wishing you weren't hurting but it's too late to freeze Time goes back track b-black hole expanded All because you didn't make me cum like my hand did [Chorus] Cum like my hand C-C-Cum like my hand did All because you didn't make me Cum like my hand did You're a loser, mother-f**ing loser Like a little Trekkie trying to hit on stormtrooper Beam me up Scottie I'm hottie with a body Taking off a space Ferrari to the d**h Star party I've landed Don't you wish you coulda make me cum like my hand did? Like my hand did, like my, like my hand did All because you couldn't make me cum like my hand did