Boy TJ - Metaphoric bars lyrics

[VERSE]- Im so hard call me jeezy and rihanna My swagg so sharp like im surfin with perrannas Smellin so fresh call it doche and gabanna Watch me k** the game up shout out to the dali lama Ill be going ham yes we toastin summer jam No I do not like you you're that green eggs plus that ham Pull my strap got it co*ked im at war with uncle sam Pull it back it so easy cavemen called it bam! We be twistin metal but damn im no rockstar But ill be rollen down to callypar Hit the studio bout to become a rapper Merry christmas im the iron fist scrapper Rockin my forces like im ridin with the president Can you keep a seceret like the c.i.a residents We bout to clip yal like we cuttin with the scissors Im drivin down yo block and I saw barney with the sizzurp Try to jump me like two feet dont get blisters Cuz im a wolf blow up a storm round and round like twisters