Bounce That Dick - Bounce That Dick lyrics

[Intro] Yo, I just wanna let everybody know That I've been told Since the day I first started growing pubes To shake my a** Well guess what My a** is f**ing tired of sh** This time it's your turn to wiggle your man junk for me I wanna see you shake your motherf**ing penis b**h [Verse 1] God damn look at you With your giant co*k-tapus Gotta hand full of ones just to spend if you flop it good I'm kidding b**h I got bills to pay I spend my money on myself but you can shake it for me anyway Dude knows I'm a G That's short for a girl Baby show me what you're working with and make that dick twirl Drop your hammer like Thor And shake it till it's sore I want penises galore In this b**h like Jersey Shore Bounce your dick on your balls like a motherf**ing trampoline Do The Snail Do The Watch And shine it up with Vasoline I don't give a sh** that you think you're jacked I work out too boo got muscles out the wazzu Just wanna see that dick b**h I'm talking bout your co*k I don't give a f** baby bounce it in a tube sock Boy you know that you like this song Now turn around stick out and wiggle that schlong [Hook] Shake your dick b**h Flop it all around Better get your a** low down to the ground And bounce your dick and bounce your dick Hey hey Better keep that thing moving all around the clock Better keep that thing moving till she says stop And bounce your dick and bounce your dick Hey hey hey [Verse 2] I got boys all around shakin dicks in the air Like a bukkake p**n except no goo in my hair Hey Ching Chong Wing Wong shake your king kong ding dong Sorry that was racist I'm bad at rap songs Ha no I'm not I'm f**ing awesome and sh** I'm over here I'm over there I'm lickin my own tits Make that penis real hard and I'll sign your checks Wanna see it grow up like a bo*ersaurus-rex Shake it for me at lunch Jumpin like it's got fleas I'll eat it cuz I love the Dickeroni and cheese Shake your dick in the car Shake your dick on an airplane Everybody look out Cause choo choo here comes the meat train [Hook] [Outro] I would just like to thank all of you beautiful gentleman For shaking your weiner pieces at me all day today It has been a pleasure Nah I'm just kidding motherf**er Penis-copter!