Bootsy Collins - P. Funk (Wants to Get Funked Up) lyrics

[Verse 1] Good evening Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong We have taken control as to bring you this special show We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving Welcome to station W-E-F-U-N-K, better known as We-Funk Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection Home of the extraterrestrial brothers Dealers of funky music P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb Coming to you directly from the Mothership Top of the Chocolate Milky Way, 500,000 kilowatts of P. Funk-power So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man, alias the Long-Haired s**er My motto is: [Hook 1] Make my funk the P. Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P. Funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P.Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P. Funk I wants to get funked up [Verse 2] W-E-F-U-N-K, y'all Now this is what I want you all to do: If you got faults, defects or shortcomings You know, like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines Whatever part of your body it is I want you to lay it on your radio, let the vibes flow through Funk not only moves, it can re-move, dig? The desired effect is what you get When you improve your interplanetary funksmanship Sir Lollipop Man! Chocolate coated, freaky and in habit form Doin' it to you in 3D So groovy that I dig me Once upon a time called Now Somebody say, "Is there funk after d**h?" I say, "Is seven up?" Yeah, P. Funk [Hook 1] Make my funk the P. Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P. Funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P.Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P. Funk I wants to get funked up [Hook 2] Make my funk the P. Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P. Funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P. Funk I want my funk stepped on Make my funk the P. Funk Before I take it home [Verse 3] Yeah, I dig Let me put my sungla**es on That's the law around here, you got to wear your sungla**es So you can feel cool Gangsta lean, y'all should dig my sun-rooftop Well, alright. Hey I was diggin' on y'all's funk for awhile Sounds like it got a three on it though, to me Then I was down south and I heard some funk with some main ingredients Like Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie It was cool, but can you imagine Doobie in your funk? Ho W-E-F-U-N-K, we funk [Hook 2] Make my funk the P. Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P. Funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P. Funk I want my funk stepped on Make my funk the P. Funk Before I take it home Home of the extraterrestrial brothers Gettin' deep Once upon a time called Right Now Ain't it funky now Far 'round Hey, doin' it to ya in the earhole [Hook 2] Make my funk the P. Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P. Funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P. Funk I want my funk stepped on Make my funk the P. Funk Before I take it home We're not leavin' y'all I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild [Hook 2] Make my funk the P. Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P. Funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P. Funk I want my funk stepped on Make my funk the P. Funk Before I take it home Don't stop, get down Talk Blow your horn P-you Wants to get funked up Well, alright [Hook 1] Make my funk the P. Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P. Funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P.Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P. Funk I wants to get funked up [Hook 2] Make my funk the P. Funk I want my funk uncut Make my funk the P. Funk I wants to get funked up I want the bomb I want the P. Funk I want my funk stepped on Make my funk the P. Funk Before I take it home