She keeps her lover on ice, She keeps a fire in the grate, He's got a movement in his cellar, He's a danger to the state. Watch out for the normal people There's more of us than there's of you. Well you're a really lucky bugger, That you haven't been discovered Ain't that true. She has a genuine fridge, (ooh ooh ooh) He has a night on the town (ooh ooh ooh) Their receptions too good (ooh ooh ooh) They've got 2 up and 2 down Watch out etc. Normal can and normal will, (uncle jack) When normal Jack meets normal Jill (auntie jill) A normal wedding on a normal pill (take their pills) They bought a normal house on your Average, scenic, normal hill, They live there still... He's got a family connection, She's got an uncle in steel, He gets depressed in the evening She thinks she knows how he feels.