When I get bored I pull out my Japanese p**no You know those, you know Those books that I got in Kyoto when I was there They're actually comic books, sado-masochistic comics And they're really into knots, those Japanese They're really into knots and I, I, I, I, I know it's not right Those knots and pulleys and candles but No, no, not right women tied up tied up in knots But but but but but but... Know It's Not Right! Women Tied Up! Women Tied Up In Knots! Tell Your Mom! Tell Your Pop! Women Tied Up In Knots!