Yo I came home from work the other day I was tired I just wanted to sit back in my big chair And play a little Xbox You know Relax a little Then my wife comes in She starts telling me I play too much Xbox I said what the f** do you mean This is just how I relax Can I just play a little Xbox Then she says I saw on Oprah today That guys who play video games Don't love their wives I'm like motherf**ing b**h f** Oprah I don't give a f** I wanna play my video games I don't give a f** about Oprah Oprah ain't got no man You better worry about your motherf**ing self I just wanna k** some motherf**ers on Xbox She said You seem like you have a anger problem Maybe you need some help I'm like b**h call the police now Gonna be institutionalized You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes You won't have any say They'll brainwash you until you see they way I'm not crazy - institution You're the one that's crazy -institution You're driving me crazy - institution They put me in a institution Said it was the only solution To give me the professional help To save from the enemy myself The other day I go on the internet I'm just trying to check my email So put in my pa**word It says I have an invalid pa**word I know my f**in' pa**word So then it says go to customer service So I get on customer service I start talking to this dude This motherf**er sounds like he's from India or some sh** He says to me Whats your first dogs name I don't know what my f**in' first dogs name was What the f**s the matter wit you I just want my pa**word Gimme my f**in' pa**word So then he ends up giving me my pa**word And he says Your pa**word has been sent to your email address I'm like I cant get in my email address What about cant get in my email address do you not understand motherf**er He says oh my god It seems like you have an anger problem You should have that checked out I'm not crazy - institution You're the one that's crazy -institution You're driving me crazy - institution They put me in a institution Said it was the only solution To give me the professional help To save from the enemy myself The other day I'm just sittin' alone On lunch break at my job Trying to eat a ham sandwich Got little potato chips on the side Little koo-aid This motherf**er walks up to me and says Are you gonna eat that Like yeah I'm gonna eat that What the f** you think I'm gonna do Shove it up your a** Do you understand that that pork can k** you Look motherf**er Pork is not gonna k** me Unless they figure a way To shoot it out of a f**ing gun But I might k** you If you keep f**in' with me He says hey calm down I'm a vegan f** a vegan I could give a f** if you eat sawdust motherf**er Just step away from my f**ing sandwich He said do you realize how much sugar is in that kool-aid I said do you realize how much blood is in a human body Do you wanna see it motherf**er Oh my god You need therapy You have an anger problem Ahhhhhhh I'm not crazy - institution You're the one that's crazy -institution You're driving me crazy - institution They put me in a institution Said it was the only solution To give me the professional help To save from the enemy myself Suicidal