[Verse 1] [Bobby]Two of a kind, for your information, we're two of a kind [Johnny] Two of a kind, it's my observation, we're two of a kind [Bobby] Like peas in a pod [Johnny] And birds of a feather [Both] Alone or together, you'll find [Both] That we are two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind [Johnny] What's so wrong thinking life is a song and reaching for a Star? [Bobby] Who's to say if we're going the whole way? At least we got this far [Johnny] Sharing our lives, our vittles, and viands, we're two of an ilk [Bobby] Say, what if we've got rare Chateaubriands or crackers and milk? [Johnny] Making it plain [Bobby] Explaining it fully [Both] We're similarly inclined, because we're two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a Kind [Brief Instrumental] [Verse 2] [Johnny] Two of a kind, when he's out of rhythm, I'm singing off key [last word IS sung off key] [SPOKEN by Bobby] "I never heard you do that, John" [Bobby] Hey, never you mind, because I'm sticking with him to C above C [Johnny] They're easy for me [Both] Oh, need we explain, when he warbles sweetly I'm flat and completely behind [Both] Because we're two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind [Johnny] I get kicks when I meet the cute chicks who hang around this lad [Bobby] And especially when they whisper to me "Hey, honey, who's your Dad?" [Johnny] Two of a sort [Bobby] Like two pomegranates from off the same tree [Johnny] I'm with you, sport, whatever you're planning its-a goes double with me [SPOKEN by Bobby] "It's-a goes double with you, huh?" [SPOKEN by Johnny] "Yeah" [Bobby] I've got a terrible thought [Johnny] Most frankly upsetting [Both] And yet we are getting resigned [Both] To being two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind [Johnny] We're two of a kind [Both] We like workin' single or workin' in two's [Bobby] Keep us in mind, give us a jingle, we got taps on our shoes [Outro] [Spoken by Johnny] "We'll dance!! " [Both] We're both of us like the Tower Of Pisa [Bobby] I'm a leaner like he's-a inclined [Both] Because we're two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind [Both] Because we're two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind