Bob The Builder - Bob the Union Scab lyrics

The scene opens with Bob the Builder and his talking construction machines in a barely finished construction yard [Bob] "Why, someone left this job half done, can we fix it?" [Bob and machines] "Yes we can!" The camera then tilts to the side to show a Union boss and two other of the bosses' 'goons' [Union Boss] "Ain't nobody finishing nothing!" [Bob] "I'm sorry, who are you?" [Union Boss] "We're from the Union, and we say you don't have the right equipment for this job." [Bob] "We have all the equipment we need." [Union boss] "Really, you got a talking briefcase full of hundred dollar bills over there?" [Bob] "No, But..." Bob is approached by the goons and they start to push and punch him, with the finishing blow being a large groin kick from the boss gets pushed and punched in the nose by the workers and kicked in the nuts by the boss [Bob] "ok thats enough... whoa! WHOA! HEY!" [Spud] "Ha ha ha, can I play too?" Union Boss breaks Spud's nose off and punches him in the face [Spud] "Ow!" [Union Boss] "Sure a**hole, hope you like smelling what you eat!" Pilchard attacks him, Bob sticks a drill in one of the other workers eyes and drills through them and Spud brutally beats the wounded one to d**h with a nearby shovel and physically mutilates the other's face to point of near d**h [Bob] "Spud! Spud...... Don't forget to wear your safety goggles!' [Spud] "Aw, thanks Bob." Spud continues to brutally wack the mutilated goon until he is dead The union boss flees the scene while being chased by Roley the steamroller [Roley] "Woo hoo, rock and roll!" Roley flattens the Boss [Union Boss] "Whoa! ow! help! oh! aww!" The boss is nothing more than a bloody stain [Bob] "Now dig these mother-f**ers a grave Scoop!" [Scoop] "No prob, Bob." Scoop digs the hole, Muck puts the workers in and Dizzy fills the hole in with concrete [Whole Group] "Yeah, woo hoo, yeah alright!" Spud sticks his nose back on and sniffs [Spud] "Ew, New Jersey smells like bad tuna, can we go home?" [Whole Group] "Yes we can!"