Bob Schneider - Brand New Life lyrics

It's a beautiful day to start a brand new life Roll out the monkey tree, pick some roses from the sky Buy a big house out in the country, wear luxurious clothes I could be so happy, oh how nobody knows It's a beautiful day, I'll start a brand new life Buy a big beautiful car, buy a big beautiful wife Live out on some remote desert island out, now In the middle of the Pacific Ocean Run around naked in the sand Paint some nice old paintings of some of the local island girls Like my man Gauguin It's a beautiful day, start all over again Pick up some brand new teeth, pick up some brand new friends Have dinner with the president of the United States of America Smoking a fine Cuban cigar Ride around town in the back of the presidential limousine Where it's strictly champagne, c**aine, broads & caviar 'Cause it's a beautiful day, way up here in the sky Where all the angels sleep, where all the little birdies fly Ah, maybe I can have that operation that I read about somewhere That might let me forget All the horrible, horrible, horrible things that I've ever done in my life Oh man then I'd be set 'Cause it's a beautiful day, I got so much to do I gotta change my name, I gotta change my location I gotta change my address, I gotta change my pager number I gotta the locks on my door, I gotta change my clothes I gotta change my style, I gotta change my whole attitude I gotta learn Kung Fu Hey wait a minute, I don't ever wanna talk to nobody No, never again I don't want ever want to leave my room I don't want the dream to end 'Cause it's a beautiful day, ain't a cloud up in the sky It's a beautiful day Start a brand new life