Bob Ricci - Whac-A-Mole Jimmy lyrics

Well Jimmy was a quiet boy He kept to himself He used to hang out at Lennys arcade With nobody else He wasn't the brightest boy He ate more than his share of glue (If you know what I mean) But there was always one thing That Jimmy undoubtedly liked to do You could call in an obsession You could call it a gift You could call it Whac-a-Mole If you insist But no doubt he had a natural talent for the game He was truly great Give him one quarter And he'd make it last for 47 hours straight Cause he's a Whac-a-Mole champion He's the Whac-a-Mole king And you best be leaving him alone when he's doing his thing He's a Whac-a-Mole winner He's so Whac-a-Mole inclined But they say if he keeps whacking his mole You know he's going to go blind Well Jimmy practiced real hard He played every day And people used to gather around To watch him play He got himself into the state finals And nobody could even come close By then it was apparent to everyone That Jimmy was going pro He beat the east coast He beat the west He took on the whole wide world And he was the best Jimmy became the worlds Undisputed Whac-a-Mole champ He did commercials for Pepsi And now he's teaching at Whac-a-Mole camps Cause he's the Whac-a-Mole champion He's the Whac-a-Mole king And you best be leaving him alone When he's doing his thing Hes a Whac-a-Mole guru But they say if he keeps whacking his mole He'll grow hair on his palms Yeah he's a Whac-a-Mole champion Hes so Whac-a-Mole adept But they say if he keeps whacking it up You know he's gonna go deaf Hes a Whac-a-Mole winner He's the Whac-a-Mole champ But they say if he keeps whacking his mole His hand will seize up and cramp Whac-a-Holy Moly! Whac-a-Holy Moly! Whac-a-Holy Moly! Seize up and cramp Well that Jimmy you know, he's whacking the mole now He's whacking all day and night till arcade it close down He never worry about the things in his life, yeah Cause when he's whacking the mole it makes every-ting right Whac-a-Holy Moly! Whac-a-Holy Moly! Whac-a-Holy Moly! He's going to go blind Well just a couple years later Jimmy got his first cramp But Jimmy kept playing on Cause he was the champ And even after he grew hair on his palms And the mallet got so tough to hold Well Jimmy just kept whacking away He wouldn't stop no matter what he was told And then when Jimmy lost his hearing We thought he was done But Jimmy wasn't cashing it in Cause he was number one He went blind and he kept whacking away It was obvious his brain was fried His hand cramped up one last time And then Jimmy keeled over and died But he was the Whac-a-Mole champion He was the Whac-a-Mole king And I guess we shouldn't have left him alone When he was doing his thing Cause now he's in Whac-a-Mole heaven He whacked with every last breath But he just wouldn't listen And he whacked himself to d**h Whac-a-Holy Moly! Whac-a-Holy Moly! Whac-a-Holy Moly! He whacked it to d**h Whac-a-Holy Moly! Whac-a-Holy Moly! Whac-a-Holy Moly! He whacked it to d**h Whac-a-Holy Moly! Whac-a-Holy Moly! Whac-a-Holy Moly! He whacked it to d**h