Bob Ricci - Depressing Rock Song lyrics

I grew up in a little suburbia I graduated at the top of my cla** My parents loved me, my friends they all envied The kind of life that they all knew that I had I got accepted to an Ivy League college My Mom and Dad paid every step of the way I'm graduated now in financial freedom I'm getting thousands of job offers a day But Uncle Cliffy said to follow my pa**ion He told me I should always do what I like I've always dreamed of someday being a rock star So I went out and did my hair in a spike I got a tattoo and a couple of piercings I threw out all my Abercrombie and Fitch But when I started on my rock and roll lyrics I realized there might be one tiny hitch Cause I ain't had no dire trauma And I ain't got no burning pain Ain't got no reason to be angry Ain't got no reason to complain, yeah I'm trying to write a depressing rock song But everything in my life is ok I ain't got no depressing story I've never really even had a bad day My girlfriend told me she'd be into a threesome I won the lottery the first time I played I saved a family from a burning apartment I'm being honered in a local parade I've just been chozen as the new Dalai Lama I won the nobel prize for just being me I wish so bad that something awful would happen So I can finally feel some kind of grief Cause I ain't got no brooding anger And I can't bring myself to hate I'm so happy and elated Everything is just so great, yeah I'm trying to write a depressing rock song But everything in my life is ok How will I ever make the top 40? If I don't scream and yell and fuss and complain? I'm trying to write a depressing rock song But everything in my life is ok I'm trying to sing about how tough that I've had it, but The silver spoon, it always gets in my way I'm trying to write a depressing rock song But everything in my life is ok I ain't got no depressing story But I won't let this k**er riff go to waste (I'm trying to write a depressing rock song) I'm so happy (I'm trying to write a depressing rock song) I'm so happy (I'm trying to write a depressing rock song) I'm so happy (I'm trying to write a depressing rock song) I'm so happy (I'm trying to write a depressing rock song) I'm so happy