Bob Ricci - Pet Rock lyrics

Well I was walking through the mall When I saw the coolest store of all The pet shop always makes me smile I just had to go inside for a while I wasn't really looking to buy Then I saw for only 4.95 Undeniably what had to be The greatest pet ever alive (I saw a pet rock) He was looking up at me (A pet rock) Waiting there patiently (A pet rock) He was practically begging me to take him home Well my pet rock he is the bomb He'd never growl or bite he's always calm He keeps his cage so very clean And he's the cutest rock I've ever seen When it's warm out we go to the beach Or I take him for a walk on his leashe Baby can't you see my rock and me Are the greatest pals ever to be (I got a pet rock) And we're inseperable (A pet rock) He's more than just a collectable (A pet rock) He may not be intellectual, but he's mine all mine I take my rock with me to bed To lunch, to recess, and even phys. ed Now I'm the most popular kid in school Cause my pet rock is just so cool Well my pet rock is my best friend He's the best 5 bucks I've ever spent He's never try to run away He always listens to what I have to say Now that he's older he's ready to date I can't wait until my rock finds a mate Then eventually my rock will breed And start a rock colony (I got a pet rock) He's my pride and joy (A pet rock) Think I'll probably name him Roy (A pet rock) Put him down cause he's not a toy He's my best friend