Bob Ricci - Ode To Playboy lyrics

[Parody of "Last Kiss" by Pearl Jam] Oh where oh where can my Playboys be? My mom took em away from me I gotta find out where she hid all my books So I can read my Playboys when she leaves for work Well I came home about a quarter to ten Was down at Tommy's hanging out with my friends I turned my key, I walked into the house My Mom and Dad were sitting down on the couch When I saw what Mom had, my face turned red She said we found these underneath your bed I couldn't talk, my knees got weak My Mom found out that I'm a p**no freak And just when I thought things got as bad as they could She said she's confiscating them for my own good Oh where oh where can my Playboys be? My mom took em away from me I gotta figure out where she hid my books So I can read my Playboys when she leaves for work Well now it's late, I'm lying in my bed Miss October's dancing through my head Suddenly, my Dad turned on the light Said "follow me" and tiptoed down out of sight We went to the shed, I looked inside and said "Holy cow, he found my p**no pile!" He winked his eye and then he went back up to bed I turned around, went back into the shed Well now it's over, but you know I thank the stars She didn't find the tape inside my VCR But now I've got my p**nography My Dad gave it all back to me He's such a cool dude he gave back all my books Now I can read my Playboys when Mom leaves for work