Bob Ricci - Hermaphrodite lyrics

I took a walk around the block to ease my troubled mind It seems I fell in love and well I guess she's quite a find There's just one problem and I don't mean to be rude But I think my woman is a dude My baby's gender is ambiguous to me And I've seen the Springer show J just way too much to be at ease Is she man or woman, a rooster or a hen? Is she a Barbie or is she a Ken? I may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a man Say what's your name again? Samantha or did you say it's Sam? I can't tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite You call me weird, you call me freak 'Cause my girl's genetically unique But I take advantage of the things that we hold common to She watches sports and works on cars She even programs VCRs Don't tick her off cause she can bench 300 pounds I may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a man I'd give a million bucks to find out if she sits or she stands I can't tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite I may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a man Please tell me does she have testosterone or estrogen glands I can't tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite Yeah I may be crazy but I think my girlfriend is a man Should I risk finding out or run away as fast as I can? I can't tell if my baby is a he or a hermaphrodite She's a dude She's a dude She's a dude