Bob Ricci - Everybody Vs. Me lyrics

Ok Check it... We got a little old lady with a poodle on a leashe And she's trying to get across the street She's walking 'round all crooked-like And she's looking pretty feeble and petite I'm kinda thinking that the thing to do here Is that whole good samaratan shtick But I know what she's up to though I'm not falling for THAT OLD TRICK! Cause things aren't always what they seem In this mixed up world of ours And you know that little lady Is actually an alien a**asin from Mars She's trying to use my altruistic nature To get me in her clutch Well guess what, you're on your own there Granny Look out for that Greyhound Bus! Everybody's trying to k** me It's me against everybody else I'm obviously important enough To be the target of a top secret government snuff I can't trust anybody else, can't you see? It's everybody versus me For instance... There's this guy who lives across the street Who everybody seems to trust He goes to work, he pays his dues He looks innocent enough But as he's out giving food to the poor And raising money for the children's choir I'll be teaching his kids to swear And setting his HOUSE ON FIRE! Cause it's so apparant He's a mind-controlling demon And if he thinks I'm his marionette Well he's obviously dreaming It takes a certian intuitive nature To see how all this works The doctors call it a "chemical imbalance" WHAT A BUNCH OF JERKS! Everybody's trying to k** me I fight this war all by myself There's evil members of an alien race Who are constantly invading our interplanetary space If you're not with me You're against me can't you see? It's everybody versus me Whoa, I'm listening to the voices here Whoa, I gotta concentate so I can hear I said I'm listening to the voices And they're telling me to dissappear Oh yeah I said the voices keep telling me I gotta get outta here There's these people I've been living with For quite a big old while They keep showing me these doctored pics Of them walking down the aisle And they keep on trying to make me Call them Mom and Dad I let them think they've got me fooled It's really kind of sad Cause they think that I don't know That the KGB is creeping Right around the corner Then they'll k** me while I'm sleeping But I've got it all under control Using sophisticated techniques Think it's easy? You try staying up for 14 SOLID WEEKS! HA HA HA Everybody's trying to k** me You couldn't possibly understand The other day I got an insect bite That looks awfully suspicious Under ultraviolet light If I don't make it tell my story Make them see... It's everybody versus me Whoa It's everybody versus me It's everybody versus me It's everybody versus me It's everybody versus me It's everybody...