Bob Hope - Four-Legged Friend lyrics

A four legged friend, a four legged friend He'll never let you down He's honest and faithful right up to the end That wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend A woman's like cactus and cactus can hurt 'Cause she's just a tight-waisted winky-eyed flirt She'll soon have your land and your pride and your gold And bury you deep long before you grow old A four legged friend, a four legged friend He'll never let you down He's honest and faithful right up to the end That wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend A two legged hombre is worthless as sand He'll smile like a saint with a gun in his hand He'll promise to stick by your side like a pal But he'll also promise the same to your gal A four legged friend, a four legged friend He'll never let you down He's honest and faithful right up to the end That wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend Who carries your burden, who carries your load On tumbleweed land or a long dusty road Who asks you no questions, who tells you no lies That four legged friend with the two honest eyes A four legged friend, a four legged friend He'll never let you down He's honest and faithful right up to the end That wonderful four legged friend That wonderful one-two-three-four legged friend